Chronology of Kermit The Frog

 I'll never understand what muppets are supposed to be in the muppet world

Good o, here we go with the chronology of Kermit the frog, It all begins in a swamp where Kermit and his friends were, until one day, one of his friends is captured and sent to a school to be dissected, because before it is said, Because before frogs were killed as part of the subject of narutal sciences, well, together with a real bitch that speaks Kermit and his friend rescue their friend and reveal that frogs can talk. Why did frogs let them kill each other and did not speak ? we will never know

ah and also among all that kermit watches a movie so he decides to be an actor

THIS MOVIE BY THE WAY, I THOUGHT THAT I HAD IMAGINED OR CONFUSED IT WITH ANOTHER MOVIE BECAUSE I FEEL VERY OUT OF PLACE, but no, this movie exists.

YEARS AFTER the swampy years, a product that was in the river and sees that Kermit sings a song about a rainbow and invites him to work in Hollywood, and together with a bear named Fozzy they travel through the USA and on the way a guy named Doctor Hopper wants to marry kermit to make a franchise of fried frog legs, along the way they meet many dolls, including Big bird from sesame street and Doctor teeth and in the end I think Doctor hopper dies and they rent a theater forming the show of the muppets

Already and there they lived adventures, they filmed movies like the wizard of OZ, a Christmas story, Kermit was fired and he went to work in Sesame Street

When kermit and figarero went to Mexico they were mistakenly introduced as Rene and Fozzy, and since they did not want to be rude they were left like that, just like in Spain they called Kermit Gustavo

 But Ketmit put on his own show with gambling and soles again.Once they went on vacation to Fozzy's mom.

After that, the owner of the theater dies and his daughter takes command an ultimatum to the muppets, making them pay up to a specific hour a higher amount than the rent, which they almost do but fozzy is confused with the grish, stay and everything And he mistook the bag of money for a bag of gifts so the muppets go to shit

In that they receive a deux ex machina, because an angel shows Kermit what his life would be like if he had not been born, it turns out that the kfc franchise would be replaced by the frog legs of dr hoppet, Gonzo the bird would be a vagabond, Fozzie a choro, the sow pegy a fortune teller, the doctor teeth and electric confusion would dance irish music, the scientist beaker would be pepudo and the other muppets would work in a clup of stipers

Then it turns out that they can't destroy the theater because it was a historic place or something.

But their luck did not last long because then the muppets divided and formed their own path, Kermit and Peggy divorced, Gonzo became a millionaire selling paper so they sell the name of their franchise to create an animated series of them as children as if they were brothers, children of the same mother, and a hunk wants to demolish the theater to have oil and it is the turn of sheldon cooper muppet and his human brother to stop him, the muppets meet and the millionaire finds out that he cannot destroy the theater by himself Former reason, in the end he hits his head and gives them the theater, the muppets return to their show, until they arrive in Russia, where Kermit is kidnapped and exchanged with a criminal frog named Constantine, after stealing a crown in England discovers which is the real kermit and goes to jail,

In the end they do a muppet show again, but not what they don't know is that this kermit is not kermit but constantine, look at his cast.

And that's already kermit's biography, see you next time, bye