Why does nobita keep looking like a drowning face every time Shizuka passes if we all know that he's gay (including him)?
Because he is not Gay, he is only effeminate
Why is Doraemon called a cosmic cat if it comes from the future and not from space?
It is because it travels through the cosmo
Why does nobita never learn its mistakes and use the same device twice?
Because he's such an idiot that he can't think of it, Doraemon knows that if he hits he'll make the same mistakes again
Why does Shizuka marry Nobita in the end? Is she blind, or just very stupid?
Because Doraemon manipulated reality so that the girl with a future would marry a loser
What the hell is Nobita's father working on? In a company? In a company of what !!?
I have no idea
Why if Doraemon has such sophisticated instruments does it not conspire for world domination?
Because His programming does not allow it.
If there is a God, is not his absence a little suspicious?
Free will
Shouldn't the creator be too hung up to create such a stupid series?
They say he almost did it
And why is such a stupid series capable of hooking people in their twenties? Is it drugged? In theory Doraemon is the drug that tells us that no matter how bad the situation is, we will have a magic solution, something like the godfathers, removing the law of effort brings rewards
How is it possible that Doraemon takes (or grasps, for the sensitive) things ... IF HE DOESN'T HAVE FINGERS !!? His hands are magnets and in one chapter it is seen that he has a thumb
Why does Nobita keep her exams always in the same drawer? If the mother always catches them there ... don't poke. because it's stupid and I didn't think
If E.T., still disguised as a ghost, was taken by the FBI, how is it that Doraemon is released? Is it doing them sexual favors? Well, because few know that Doraemon exists, in one chapter they wanted to buy it
How does Giant manage to hit and steal innocent people and still not stop the amazement? Does he bribe her?
Why does Shizuka bathe so many times? Do you want to tear off the skin? We have seen her bathing about three times per chapter.
Why if Nobita always enters Shizuka's bathroom, she always forgives him, but before the end of the episode he always shits on his dead?
Why is it that when Doraemon goes he walks down the street singing the song of the series itself? What is it, a kind of subliminal message to dominate the world?
Why is Doraemon always on the covers of comics? And worst of all, why isn't he surprised to see himself there?
Why does Suneo have a different pet to brag about in each episode? What do you do with the previous episodes, rape them, or do you not feed them and they die after three days?
Why, when Doraemon sees a mouse, does he take bazookas, nuclear bombs, or tanks from his pocket? Is it legal to have all those kinds of things in the XXII century?
Why does a bun shit have such diverse names as dorayaki, sandwich, pasty, pastry, jam sandwich (which is actually chocolate), bollycao dokyo ...
Why don't they make unpredictable episodes?
Why the fuck does Sisuka leave the bathroom window open if she knows that nobita is going to show up around there? And why is the bathroom window so big?
Why does Suneo wear Chinese clothing if he is so rich?
Why do the machines of the XXII century interact with old-fashioned things, such as cassettes, tube TVs, etc.?
How come nobita is always late having the magic door?
Suneo's money never runs out - is he his father-in-law or something like that?
Why are so many people afraid of Gigante if, among all those they torment, they can?
Why the parents of the protagonists have no name? Are they all called mom and dad?
Why does Doraemon help a retarded, self-centered and Kejica child by saving Africa from hunger and malaria using a machine that multiplies food or medicine? (Answer: Nobita's grandfather's cocoon sent Doraemon to stop Nobita from being so lazy and so on)
Why does Doraemon have no ears, if it's a cat? (I answer: Why did a mouse eat them (The balls ears))
Why does Doraemon only and exclusively use one device per episode? (Sometimes he takes out a pylon, but they only last about 2 minutes)
Why is it that when Doraemon loses a device, he does not use the cane he is looking for?
Does the mother of nOObita know that she has a drawer with which to travel through the past and the future? Doesn't your mother clean in there?
Why when Nobita travels to the future Doraemon is not there? (Answer: Doraemon is in the past)
Why doesn't Nobita use the phone to make wishes?
If Doraemon leaves a device to stop time, why doesn't Shisuka fuck if she likes it so much?
Because if Suneo is so rich, he goes to a school for the poor and meets people who are not from his social class?
Why 90% of the devices do not work for to nothing?
Why isn't Giant afraid of Nobita, knowing that Doraemon is on his side? And why is Doraemon afraid of Giant?
Why do all those who are with Doraemon suffer continuously?
Why is it that when Doraemon is looking for a girlfriend, is Nobita helping him? Is it a good example to follow?
Why is Doraemon not on the news?
Why does Doraemon try to flirt with cats, instead of fucking them without asking, like normal cats do?
Why does n00bita flirt with Shisuka if he can be fucked just like that?
Why, even if Doraemon is in the series, the life of the characters continues as if he had not come?
Why in all doraemon movies does he lose his pocket himself, if that's the center of the series? It is as if Aladdin lost his magic lamp.
Why have they gotten to do so many Doraemon films if the children after leaving the cinema want to commit suicide from how bad the experience has been? It will be part of the plan to dominate the world ...
Why are Shizuka's panties and / or naked seen in the bathroom in each chapter? Do they want to recruit an army of satirical-exited children?
Why don't they label the series as a means to conspire` for world destruction? Listen well to the end, the little song of the mataos-marikitas ... "we are the children of the earth (and there are only 4 (doraemon does not count)), we are going to build a multicolored country, and with flowers that tell you la la la la "... (subliminal messages to get hooked on maria), and finally, what does an airplane, a train, 5 chalaos on a carpet, and the planet paint? Is it cheap advertising for air and rail media? And the carpet? Do you want us all to take the rug from the storage room, and with four mataos we jump out the window singing and smoking?
Why is it that when the chapter presents something as simple as going to a place where the chapter takes place, instead of going through the magic door, they walk or fly?
Or better expressed: for what the heck does the cap-copter need if it has the magic door? why have a bicycle if you have a car.
Why does Doraemon have objects with which he could send the earth to be taken by the ass or dominate it and nobody does anything about it? because nobody is aware of the same
If everyone has the same Doraemon gadgets in the future, why hasn't the world been destroyed in the future? it seems they have finally found peace
Why does Shizuka always have a smiling face and blank eyes? Do you do drugs? bathes and relaxes too much
Why Nobita, when he has to enter the house, and the mother is pissed off and waits for him to dialogue with the 5 hours, enters through the door? Why don't you always carry a gyrocopter for those situations? The kid doesn't learn ...
Why do the fans of this series not make Hentai animations of them? This is too special for them to do
Why do the kids go to the Gigante concerts? Is it so difficult to make the excuse that I have cancer and I can't go? I suppose that giant would verify
How the hell can you get so many 0s in a course as easy as 5th grade? I have no idea how I got to university as we see it in a chapter
Why don't they bank thousands of banks and get filthy rich? it's not your programming
Why not take the invisibility suit or the magic door and buy the comics you want, or the toys you want? because he is honest and does not like to steal, once he did it and he took charge of conscience
Why did the one from the previous edition say something so sweet?
Why doesn't he rape Shizuka or at least kiss her while she is sleeping? Isn't it the dream of your life? Well, wake up pussy!
Why does Suneo, who is so rich, go to a public school?
How is it that a robot sleeps, eats, drinks, fucks, mistreats, laughs, cries and feels fear for a simple mouse? trauma caused in its first month of activation
How is it that Doraemon has not taken advantage of Nobita and his hospitality to kidnap everyone in the house, and dominate Japan? because it is not your programming or objective
Why has a robot as sophisticated as Doraemon (except in some factors) not been dedicated for other purposes more ... how to say ... beneficial for him and for the rest of humanity? because in the future there are robots with even more devices that do that job
If Gigante knows perfectly well that he sings fatally, why isn't he doing something else like ... nose ... riding a sardine whorehouse? I think it is still in the denial stage
Why if Nobita is in 5th grade when her homework is focused on her, accounts like 3 + 2 come out?
And why are such accounts so difficult for Nobita? because it is stupid
What are the dorayakis that Nobita and Doraemon love so much that they don't get tired of eating them? I have never eaten one to know it
Why is it that every time Nobita needs the magic door Doraemon tells him that it is broken or in the workshop? Don't have a universal instantaneous fixer rsal of things? I think I still didn't have it at the time
Why is it that when Doraemon doesn't leave one of his objects to Nobita, instead of getting angry and / or crying, he doesn't steal it from the spare pocket that is in the closet? if you have done it on more than one occasion
Why is it that whenever some of the characters go shopping, everything fits right in the basket? because they calculate
Doraemon eats and go if he eats the mamon but, shit? and if it doesn't, does it dissolve the dorayakis with sulfuric acid or does it stomp them to death? In a chapter it is mentioned that doraemon does not go to the bathroom, he will say everything he eats but not as fuel
Why does the bell that Doraemon wears around his neck never sound? Rather, why does he carry a rattle? because the cacabel attracts cats and only cats can hear it
Why are Nobita always beaten up and almost always left untouched? Doraemon made them indestructible
Why do many inventions have effects that other inventions also have? because your cell phone and tablet can do almost the same
Why no one gets naked wearing the cap-coptero when using a single head restraint supports all the weight of your body? It seems that it does not work as logic, since novita tried in chapter 1 to fly as logically serious, but it seems that the gorocoptero removes gravity from the body
And what happens if the gycopter runs out of batteries in mid-flight? To take your ass. I think it is rechargeable
Shouldn't the intro start with corpse children floating in the sky? they are not dead yet
How many shits of inventions does doraemon have? Is there an invention that invents inventions of shit that were transported to the pocket of cosmic? warehouse 13 is inside
Who is the one who invented the invention that invents shit inventions that were transported to the cosmic pocket? we will never know
Why the hell isn't Nobita asking for a restraining order against her "friends"? I guess you don't know it exists
Why is it that when Nobita meets his teacher on the street instead of lying to him, the very asshole tells him the truth? very stupid
What are you trying to convey to the children who watch the series, that even if you have problems someone will solve them but after a while you will be miserable again and start again? I think so . it's a very bad message
Why doraemon uses bomb tanks and other types of weapons against mice and is scared of a giant? is it subnormal? (answer; yes) The only gadget he uses against mice is his rattlesnake that attracts cats.
Why is Nobita the only one who is attracted to girls if we all know he is a fagot?
Why are people not scared when they see Doraemon on the street? ... come on, I would run if I see a deformity like that walking on the street. Is this a case famous? Most people when they see doraemon if they are scared thinking it is a blue raccoon
How can n00bita's mother speak 5 hours in a row without stopping? ... and how can n00bita listen to her mother for 5 hours? I guess like all of us when we were being lectured
Why do you hear that strange sound when Doraemon walks? (Because they touch his testicles) maybe it is because he is a robot and being metal he screams
Why doesn't n00bita tell her mother about a fucking time that her friends rape her and mistreat her? Because he is an asshole and he is afraid of him or he does not want to lose the closest he comes to a friend for him
Why are the sewers open on the streets in Japan? What do you want the same thing that happens to Nobita every day to happen to people? Besides that blink
Why don't they ever change clothes? (Here and in any cartoon series)
They are so poor that they buy wholesale clothes of the same color
Why does Doraemon have that big head? (This is for fucking)
Because he is not Gay, he is only effeminate
Why is Doraemon called a cosmic cat if it comes from the future and not from space?
It is because it travels through the cosmo
Why does nobita never learn its mistakes and use the same device twice?
Because he's such an idiot that he can't think of it, Doraemon knows that if he hits he'll make the same mistakes again
Why does Shizuka marry Nobita in the end? Is she blind, or just very stupid?
Because Doraemon manipulated reality so that the girl with a future would marry a loser
What the hell is Nobita's father working on? In a company? In a company of what !!?
I have no idea
Why if Doraemon has such sophisticated instruments does it not conspire for world domination?
Because His programming does not allow it.
If there is a God, is not his absence a little suspicious?
Free will
Shouldn't the creator be too hung up to create such a stupid series?
They say he almost did it
And why is such a stupid series capable of hooking people in their twenties? Is it drugged? In theory Doraemon is the drug that tells us that no matter how bad the situation is, we will have a magic solution, something like the godfathers, removing the law of effort brings rewards
How is it possible that Doraemon takes (or grasps, for the sensitive) things ... IF HE DOESN'T HAVE FINGERS !!? His hands are magnets and in one chapter it is seen that he has a thumb
Why does Nobita keep her exams always in the same drawer? If the mother always catches them there ... don't poke. because it's stupid and I didn't think
If E.T., still disguised as a ghost, was taken by the FBI, how is it that Doraemon is released? Is it doing them sexual favors? Well, because few know that Doraemon exists, in one chapter they wanted to buy it
How does Giant manage to hit and steal innocent people and still not stop the amazement? Does he bribe her?
Why does Shizuka bathe so many times? Do you want to tear off the skin? We have seen her bathing about three times per chapter.
Why if Nobita always enters Shizuka's bathroom, she always forgives him, but before the end of the episode he always shits on his dead?
Why is it that when Doraemon goes he walks down the street singing the song of the series itself? What is it, a kind of subliminal message to dominate the world?
Why is Doraemon always on the covers of comics? And worst of all, why isn't he surprised to see himself there?
Why does Suneo have a different pet to brag about in each episode? What do you do with the previous episodes, rape them, or do you not feed them and they die after three days?
Why, when Doraemon sees a mouse, does he take bazookas, nuclear bombs, or tanks from his pocket? Is it legal to have all those kinds of things in the XXII century?
Why does a bun shit have such diverse names as dorayaki, sandwich, pasty, pastry, jam sandwich (which is actually chocolate), bollycao dokyo ...
Why don't they make unpredictable episodes?
Why the fuck does Sisuka leave the bathroom window open if she knows that nobita is going to show up around there? And why is the bathroom window so big?
Why does Suneo wear Chinese clothing if he is so rich?
Why do the machines of the XXII century interact with old-fashioned things, such as cassettes, tube TVs, etc.?
How come nobita is always late having the magic door?
Suneo's money never runs out - is he his father-in-law or something like that?
Why are so many people afraid of Gigante if, among all those they torment, they can?
Why the parents of the protagonists have no name? Are they all called mom and dad?
Why does Doraemon help a retarded, self-centered and Kejica child by saving Africa from hunger and malaria using a machine that multiplies food or medicine? (Answer: Nobita's grandfather's cocoon sent Doraemon to stop Nobita from being so lazy and so on)
Why does Doraemon have no ears, if it's a cat? (I answer: Why did a mouse eat them (The balls ears))
Why does Doraemon only and exclusively use one device per episode? (Sometimes he takes out a pylon, but they only last about 2 minutes)
Why is it that when Doraemon loses a device, he does not use the cane he is looking for?
Does the mother of nOObita know that she has a drawer with which to travel through the past and the future? Doesn't your mother clean in there?
Why when Nobita travels to the future Doraemon is not there? (Answer: Doraemon is in the past)
Why doesn't Nobita use the phone to make wishes?
If Doraemon leaves a device to stop time, why doesn't Shisuka fuck if she likes it so much?
Because if Suneo is so rich, he goes to a school for the poor and meets people who are not from his social class?
Why 90% of the devices do not work for to nothing?
Why isn't Giant afraid of Nobita, knowing that Doraemon is on his side? And why is Doraemon afraid of Giant?
Why do all those who are with Doraemon suffer continuously?
Why is it that when Doraemon is looking for a girlfriend, is Nobita helping him? Is it a good example to follow?
Why is Doraemon not on the news?
Why does Doraemon try to flirt with cats, instead of fucking them without asking, like normal cats do?
Why does n00bita flirt with Shisuka if he can be fucked just like that?
Why, even if Doraemon is in the series, the life of the characters continues as if he had not come?
Why in all doraemon movies does he lose his pocket himself, if that's the center of the series? It is as if Aladdin lost his magic lamp.
Why have they gotten to do so many Doraemon films if the children after leaving the cinema want to commit suicide from how bad the experience has been? It will be part of the plan to dominate the world ...
Why are Shizuka's panties and / or naked seen in the bathroom in each chapter? Do they want to recruit an army of satirical-exited children?
Why don't they label the series as a means to conspire` for world destruction? Listen well to the end, the little song of the mataos-marikitas ... "we are the children of the earth (and there are only 4 (doraemon does not count)), we are going to build a multicolored country, and with flowers that tell you la la la la "... (subliminal messages to get hooked on maria), and finally, what does an airplane, a train, 5 chalaos on a carpet, and the planet paint? Is it cheap advertising for air and rail media? And the carpet? Do you want us all to take the rug from the storage room, and with four mataos we jump out the window singing and smoking?
Why is it that when the chapter presents something as simple as going to a place where the chapter takes place, instead of going through the magic door, they walk or fly?
Or better expressed: for what the heck does the cap-copter need if it has the magic door? why have a bicycle if you have a car.
Why does Doraemon have objects with which he could send the earth to be taken by the ass or dominate it and nobody does anything about it? because nobody is aware of the same
If everyone has the same Doraemon gadgets in the future, why hasn't the world been destroyed in the future? it seems they have finally found peace
Why does Shizuka always have a smiling face and blank eyes? Do you do drugs? bathes and relaxes too much
Why Nobita, when he has to enter the house, and the mother is pissed off and waits for him to dialogue with the 5 hours, enters through the door? Why don't you always carry a gyrocopter for those situations? The kid doesn't learn ...
Why do the fans of this series not make Hentai animations of them? This is too special for them to do
Why do the kids go to the Gigante concerts? Is it so difficult to make the excuse that I have cancer and I can't go? I suppose that giant would verify
How the hell can you get so many 0s in a course as easy as 5th grade? I have no idea how I got to university as we see it in a chapter
Why don't they bank thousands of banks and get filthy rich? it's not your programming
Why not take the invisibility suit or the magic door and buy the comics you want, or the toys you want? because he is honest and does not like to steal, once he did it and he took charge of conscience
Why did the one from the previous edition say something so sweet?
Why doesn't he rape Shizuka or at least kiss her while she is sleeping? Isn't it the dream of your life? Well, wake up pussy!
Why does Suneo, who is so rich, go to a public school?
How is it that a robot sleeps, eats, drinks, fucks, mistreats, laughs, cries and feels fear for a simple mouse? trauma caused in its first month of activation
How is it that Doraemon has not taken advantage of Nobita and his hospitality to kidnap everyone in the house, and dominate Japan? because it is not your programming or objective
Why has a robot as sophisticated as Doraemon (except in some factors) not been dedicated for other purposes more ... how to say ... beneficial for him and for the rest of humanity? because in the future there are robots with even more devices that do that job
If Gigante knows perfectly well that he sings fatally, why isn't he doing something else like ... nose ... riding a sardine whorehouse? I think it is still in the denial stage
Why if Nobita is in 5th grade when her homework is focused on her, accounts like 3 + 2 come out?
And why are such accounts so difficult for Nobita? because it is stupid
What are the dorayakis that Nobita and Doraemon love so much that they don't get tired of eating them? I have never eaten one to know it
Why is it that every time Nobita needs the magic door Doraemon tells him that it is broken or in the workshop? Don't have a universal instantaneous fixer rsal of things? I think I still didn't have it at the time
Why is it that when Doraemon doesn't leave one of his objects to Nobita, instead of getting angry and / or crying, he doesn't steal it from the spare pocket that is in the closet? if you have done it on more than one occasion
Why is it that whenever some of the characters go shopping, everything fits right in the basket? because they calculate
Doraemon eats and go if he eats the mamon but, shit? and if it doesn't, does it dissolve the dorayakis with sulfuric acid or does it stomp them to death? In a chapter it is mentioned that doraemon does not go to the bathroom, he will say everything he eats but not as fuel
Why does the bell that Doraemon wears around his neck never sound? Rather, why does he carry a rattle? because the cacabel attracts cats and only cats can hear it
Why are Nobita always beaten up and almost always left untouched? Doraemon made them indestructible
Why do many inventions have effects that other inventions also have? because your cell phone and tablet can do almost the same
Why no one gets naked wearing the cap-coptero when using a single head restraint supports all the weight of your body? It seems that it does not work as logic, since novita tried in chapter 1 to fly as logically serious, but it seems that the gorocoptero removes gravity from the body
And what happens if the gycopter runs out of batteries in mid-flight? To take your ass. I think it is rechargeable
Shouldn't the intro start with corpse children floating in the sky? they are not dead yet
How many shits of inventions does doraemon have? Is there an invention that invents inventions of shit that were transported to the pocket of cosmic? warehouse 13 is inside
Who is the one who invented the invention that invents shit inventions that were transported to the cosmic pocket? we will never know
Why the hell isn't Nobita asking for a restraining order against her "friends"? I guess you don't know it exists
Why is it that when Nobita meets his teacher on the street instead of lying to him, the very asshole tells him the truth? very stupid
What are you trying to convey to the children who watch the series, that even if you have problems someone will solve them but after a while you will be miserable again and start again? I think so . it's a very bad message
Why doraemon uses bomb tanks and other types of weapons against mice and is scared of a giant? is it subnormal? (answer; yes) The only gadget he uses against mice is his rattlesnake that attracts cats.
Why is Nobita the only one who is attracted to girls if we all know he is a fagot?
Why are people not scared when they see Doraemon on the street? ... come on, I would run if I see a deformity like that walking on the street. Is this a case famous? Most people when they see doraemon if they are scared thinking it is a blue raccoon
How can n00bita's mother speak 5 hours in a row without stopping? ... and how can n00bita listen to her mother for 5 hours? I guess like all of us when we were being lectured
Why do you hear that strange sound when Doraemon walks? (Because they touch his testicles) maybe it is because he is a robot and being metal he screams
Why doesn't n00bita tell her mother about a fucking time that her friends rape her and mistreat her? Because he is an asshole and he is afraid of him or he does not want to lose the closest he comes to a friend for him
Why are the sewers open on the streets in Japan? What do you want the same thing that happens to Nobita every day to happen to people? Besides that blink
Why don't they ever change clothes? (Here and in any cartoon series)
They are so poor that they buy wholesale clothes of the same color
Why does Doraemon have that big head? (This is for fucking)
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